Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Tanzanian Husbands

JE NI KWELI?
The SAMBAA
Has one Wife
Has one girlfriend
But he loves his wife the most.
The CHAGA
Has one wife
Has one girlfriend
But he loves his girlfriend the most.
The NGONI
Has one wife
Has one girlfriend
But he loves the house maid the most.
The SUKUMA
Has two wives
Has two girlfriends
He loves the wives sisters the most.
COASTERIAN/ZANZIBARIAN
Has 4 wives
Has 0 girlfriends
He loves the house boy the most.
The JALUO
Has 4 wives
Has 4 girlfriends
He loves his neighbours wife the most.
The NYAMWEZI
Has one, two or three wives
Has several girlfriends
He loves the barmaid the most.
THE KURYA
Has one wife
Many girl friends
He will beat all of them.
THE MASAI
Two wives
One girl friend
He loves his cows the most.
Aksante Da Chemi kwa swali hilo.

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